“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
ok well maybe just that one time
IT JUST TAKES SO MANY TURNS
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BE HORRIFIED BY OR SAD ABOUT OR LAUGHING AT
(Source: insouciantamoeboid)
